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...nobody likes you when you're twenty-three...
...and you still act like you're in Freshman year...
Created on 2005-07-28 09:45:18 (#7862134), last updated 2007-06-30
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Basic Info| Name: | PunkaPrincess |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1984-07-13 |
| Location: | Manchester, United Kingdom |
| Website: | http://www.myspace.com/iwasntdatingnickrhodes |
BioHey kids, I'm Sheryl and I'm a third year English Language and Literature student. I'm actually 22, though if we've chanced to meet on some enchanted evening down Gay St you will, no doubt, find this hard to believe. I'm pretty much your garden variety fuckup and like nothing better than being in Poptastic Indie room, with my best mate in this whole cruel world, Karis the wee one, dancing like a cock, drinking the Devil's liquor and attempting to forget this fact...
I'm intelligent, though I frequently act with infinite stupidity. Thus, you might chance upon me falling to the floor of a greasy Fallowfield takeaway at 4am with all the grace of a rutting elephant. Or maybe to the hard and pissy pavement at a bus stop in the vicinity of Canal St. Maybe we'll meet in an illegal taxi to Northenden at 5 in the morning. Or maybe I'll just be attempting to pull your girlfriend... Indeed the possibilities are endless.
Just as soon as I can find one a)remotely flattering or b)where my chins haven't come out for the occasion, I'll be putting a picture up so you can all steer well clear of me... :P
Even I am not perfect. I'm highly sarcastic, I can be short-tempered and sharp tongued, I moan incessantly like an old woman when I'm ill and I don't suffer fools gladly. On the flipside of this, however, I like to think of myself as a good listener, I love my friends to pieces and couldn't possibly wish for better, and I'm just generally a deliciously decadent good time... ;)
On balance, if you're averse to ever so slightly neurotic, fetishistic, wicked and nymphomaniac bisexuals, who drink like Oliver Reed, bring the term 'carnage' to new depths on a weekly basis, then tidy up and do it all over again... It's safe to wager we won't be friends x
I'm intelligent, though I frequently act with infinite stupidity. Thus, you might chance upon me falling to the floor of a greasy Fallowfield takeaway at 4am with all the grace of a rutting elephant. Or maybe to the hard and pissy pavement at a bus stop in the vicinity of Canal St. Maybe we'll meet in an illegal taxi to Northenden at 5 in the morning. Or maybe I'll just be attempting to pull your girlfriend... Indeed the possibilities are endless.
Just as soon as I can find one a)remotely flattering or b)where my chins haven't come out for the occasion, I'll be putting a picture up so you can all steer well clear of me... :P
Even I am not perfect. I'm highly sarcastic, I can be short-tempered and sharp tongued, I moan incessantly like an old woman when I'm ill and I don't suffer fools gladly. On the flipside of this, however, I like to think of myself as a good listener, I love my friends to pieces and couldn't possibly wish for better, and I'm just generally a deliciously decadent good time... ;)
On balance, if you're averse to ever so slightly neurotic, fetishistic, wicked and nymphomaniac bisexuals, who drink like Oliver Reed, bring the term 'carnage' to new depths on a weekly basis, then tidy up and do it all over again... It's safe to wager we won't be friends x
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Wheeler Street Primary School - Kingston upon Hull, England - East Riding of Yorkshire, United Kingdom (1990 - 1995)Hessle High School - Hull, England - East Riding of Yorkshire, United Kingdom (1995 - 2002)
Hull College - Hull, England - East Riding of Yorkshire, United Kingdom (2003 - 2004)
University of Manchester - Manchester, England - Greater Manchester, United Kingdom (2004 - present)
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